The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary:
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 :-o     Wow!
 :-c     Real unhappy
 :-|     Grim
 :-C     Just totally unbelieving
 := |    Baboon
 :-B     Drooling
 :-v     Speaking
 :-,     Smirk
 :-V     Shout
 :-||    Anger
 :-w     Speak with forked tongue
 :-)     Smiling
 :-r     Sticking tongue out
 :-(     Frowning
 :-*     Oops!
 '-)     Wink
 :-T     Keeping a straight face
 ;-)     Sardonic Incredulity
 :-D     Said with a smile
 %-<I>   Drunk with laughter
 :-x     Kiss kiss
 :-"     Pursing lips
 :-[     Pouting
 :-#     My lips are sealed
 :-X     A big wet kiss!
 :-P     Tongue hanging out in anticipation
 :-Y     A quiet aside
 8-|     Eyes wide with surprise
 >-<     Absolutely livid!!
 &-|     Tearful
 |-{     "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)
 :-}     "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
 8-]     "wow, maaan"
 8-O     "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
 :-,     "Hmmmm "
 |~(     "Someone just busted my nose"
 :^D     "Great! I like it!"
 B-D     "Serves you right, dummy!!"

 :-)      Your basic smiley, used to inflect a sarcastic or
          joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection
          over Unix
 ;-)      Winky smiley, user just made a flirtatious and/or
          sarcastic remark, more of a "don't hit me for what
          I just said" smiley
 :-(      Frowning smiley, user did not like that last statement
          or is upset or depressed about something
 :-I      Indifferent smiley, better than a Frowning smilie but
          not quite as good as a happy smiley
 :->      User just made a really biting sarcastic remark, worse
          than a :-)
 >:->     User just made a really devilish remark
 >;->     Winky and devil combined, a very lewd remark was just
          made


 (-:      User is left handed
 %-)      User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours
          straight
 :*)      User is drunk
 [:]      User is a robot
 8-)      User is wearing sunglasses
 B:-)     Sunglasses on head
 ::-)     User wears normal glasses
 B-)      User wears horn-rimmed glasses
 8:-)     User is a little girl
 :-)-8    User is a Big girl
 :-{)     User has a mustache
 :-{}     User wears lipstick
 {:-)     User wears a toupee
 }:-(     Toupee in an updraft
 :-[      User is a Vampire
 :-E      Bucktoothed vampire
 :-F      Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
 :-7      User just made a wry statement
 :-*      User just ate something sour
 ;-(      User is crying
 ;-)      User is so happy, s/he is crying
 :-@      User is screaming
 :-#      User wears braces
 :^)      User has a broken nose
 :<)      User is from an Ivy League School
 :-&      User is tongue tied
 +-:-)    User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
 `:-)     User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
 ,:-)     Same thing other side
 |-I      User is asleep
 |-O      User is yawning/snoring
 :-Q      User is a smoker
 :-?      User smokes a pipe
 O-)      Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba
          diver)
 O :-)    User is an angel (at heart, at least)
 :-P      Nyahhhh!
 :-S      User just made an incoherent statement
 :-D      User is laughing (at you!)
 :-X      User's lips are sealed
 :-C      User is really bummed
 :-/      User is skeptical
 C=:-)    User is a chef
 @=       User is pro-nuclear war
 *<:-)    User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
 :-o      Uh oh!
 (8-o     It's Mr Bill!
 *:o)     And Bozo the Clown!
 3:]      Pet smiley
 3:[      Mean Pet smiley
 d8=      Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
 E-:-)    User is a Ham radio operator
 :-9      User is licking his/her lips
 %-6      User is braindead
 [:-)     User is wearing a walkman
 (:I      User is an egghead
 <:-I     User is a dunce
 K:P      User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
 @:-)     User is wearing a turban
 :-0      No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
 :-:      Mutant Smiley
          The invisible smiley
 .-)      User only has one eye
 ,-)      Ditto   but he's winking
 X-(      User just died
 C=}>;*{O)    Mega-Smiley, a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee
              in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget
smileys

 :]      Gleep   a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your
         friend
 :)      Happy
 :>      hmm, let me think
 :D      Laughter
 :I      Hmmm, not funny!
 :(      Sad
 :[      Real Downer
 :<      what pretences!
 :{      oh boy, the headmaster!
 :O      Yelling
 ;(      Crying
 []      Hugs and
 :*      Kisses


  :-`    smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
  :-1    smiley bland face
  :-!            "
  :-$    smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
  :-6    smiley after eating something sour
  8-)    smiley swimmer
  :-*    smiley after eating something bitter
  :-&    smiley which is tongue-tied
  :-0    smiley orator
  (:-(   unsmiley frowning
  =:-)   smiley punk-rocker
  =:-(   (real punk rockers don't smile)
  +-:-)  smiley priest
  :-o    smiley singing national anthem
  :-p    smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
  :-[    un-smiley blockhead
  :-]    smiley blockhead
  :-{    smiley variation on a theme
  :-}    ditto
  {:-)   smiley with its hair parted in the middle
  }:-)   above in an updraft
  g-)    smiley with pince-nez glasses
  :-\    undecided smiley
  :-/    lefty undecided smiley
  :-|    "have an ordinary day" smiley
  ;-)    winking smiley
  :-<    real sad smiley
  :-x    "my lips are sealed" smiley
  :-c    bummed out smiley
  :-v    talking head smiley
  :-?    smilely smoking a pipe
  0-)    smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
  :<     midget unsmiley
  :>     midget smiley

 :-)     ha ha
 |-)     hee hee
 |-D     ho ho
 :->     hey hey
 :-(     boo hoo
 :-I     hmm
 :-O     uh oh
 :-P     nyah nyah
 |-P     yuk
 ~~:-(   net flame
 X-(     net suicide
 >:-I    net startrek
 3:o[    net pets

 Male    :-
 Female  >-

 Infinity        8

 %\v     Picasso
 :)      smiley
 >:)     a little devil
 %-|     been working all night
 ::-)    wears glasses
 }:-(    bull headed
 :-{)    has a mustache
 :-#     braces
 :-&     tounge-tied
 :-D     big smile
 C|:-=   Charlie Chaplin
 =|:-)=  Abe Lincoln
 :-W     speak with forked tongue
 :-@     "I swear"
 :-X     my lips are sealed
 :-C     really bummed out
 C=:-)   chef
 *<:-)   Santa Claus
 :-O     Mr  Bill
 *:o)    Bozo
 :*)     Ed McMahon
 [:-)    wearing a walkman
 :-))    double chin
 :-7     smokes a pipe
 C:#     football player
 :-)8    man with bowtie
 :-()    I stubbed my toe
 :-( )   You stepped on my toe
 :-(  )  You backed your car over my toe
 <\\
 : *>    a cat
 



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